youve been stopped by the cutie police please step out of the car [kisses u on the cheek] have a good night
(via jakemalik)
do u ever take a selfie and ur like wow this is gonna look good but when u look at it ur like what the fuck
(via jakemalik)
what does “I’m sweating balls” even mean? like are you physically balls that are sweatig or are you sweating the balls?
I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
(via chickiefingie)





