Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

don’t go to malls at night they are scary and filled with scene kids

thedivineservice:

dontbearuiner:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

OH MY GOD

SAILOR MERCURY, YOU’RE MY HERO.

OMFG BAHAHA

thedivineservice:

dontbearuiner:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

OH MY GOD

SAILOR MERCURY, YOU’RE MY HERO.

OMFG BAHAHA

tootodile:

I make the same face in every pic

tootodile:

I make the same face in every pic

tootodile:

I’m so cool I swear

tootodile:

I’m so cool I swear

imsoshive:

Your regular voice vs your proper voice.

oneman-wolfpackk:

dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 


i love this

oneman-wolfpackk:

dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 

It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

i love this

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

I need relationship advice )-:

i-am-notoceratops:

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

THIS IS A SHOW FOR CHILDREN

I’m so cool I swear

I’m so cool I swear